the bowing machine (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

So a group of us from work are heading out tomorrow night, right? So I thought: I’m gonna try out some makeup tonight.
My brother comes in afterwards when all I have on is lipstick, and, like, he tells me that he thinks I should just use the lipstick by itself, that I have face that looks better without makeup anyway
And I don’t know if that means I just have a nice complection, if he’s just never seen me in makeup before (which is actually very probable), or if I’m just so far gone that not even makeup can help me…but I felt like it was really sweet of him to say even if it wasn’t true. ~

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xoxo exo ep 2: xiumin catches luhan trying to sneak past the camera

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

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tags: #Feelings

markiplite:

Brightened pictures of Five Nights at Freddy’s.

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

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